It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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