Plan B is the new Plan A
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
he fucked my hip out of place.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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