You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I supernannyed him into submission
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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