just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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