I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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