I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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