the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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