Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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