I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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