"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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