I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
NoShamevember. You game?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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