She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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