i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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