It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Randomize