You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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