You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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