Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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