I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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