I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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