About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
