so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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