so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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