If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
