Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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