evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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