Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The power of my boobs compel you
Randomize
