Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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