if you like me you must not know who I am
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Can I color on your dick again?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
