i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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