whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Panties = found
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
Randomize
