I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Randomize