The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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