Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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