Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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