Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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