You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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