my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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