I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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