your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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