Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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