Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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