If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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