i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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