Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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