The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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