Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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