Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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