omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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