it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Floor bacon is actually really good
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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