Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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