do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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