last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
i now understand why vodka
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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