Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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