I'm pants shitting drunk right now
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We got so high we made milksteak
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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