I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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