we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
